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Facts in Singapore
August 22nd, 2010
In Singapore, majority of us live in HIGHLY DANGEROUS BUILDINGS (HDB).
Most people have also gotten used to PAY AND PAY (PAP) without any complains.
Not only do you have to pay, u PAY UNTIL BANKRUPT (PUB) when the flood comes.
If u don’t own a car, u can always take a MAD RUSH TRANSPORT (MRT), or get squashed in bus SIDE BY SIDE (SBS) by other commuters.
But if you have your own transport, then you will face EVERY ROAD PAY (ERP).
If you are born a male in Singapore, you will have to SERVE And FARK (SAF) entertaining peoples.
Throwing rubbish around is also not encouraged, because they will give you NEVER ENDING AGONY (NEA) doing corrective works.
Lastly not forgetting that you will have your own COFFEE PROVIDENCE FUND (CPF) for our government ensuring that Singapore is 101% corruption-free.
The government also overshot their budget to support the recent YOU OWNSELF GO (YOG) 2010 event. This event really have a poor turn out.
How sad it is to be in Singapore … 
童安格 – 耶利亚女郎
July 5th, 2010
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